Dear whoever's reading this,

I value your curiosity in checking out my merch site. I also value details, structure, and a smooth customer service experience. At present, I am smoothing all of those details out, from product quality, site functionality, and payment processing. Basically, I'm preventing headaches and a shopping nightmare before they start. You're welcome.

Expect the site to be fully functional with products for sale at some point in spring, summer, or fall 2026.

- Kelvin Luke